Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
thisbigcity:

sfolhr:

It’s hard to believe thousands of people showed up for a screening of internet cat videos.

It’s hard to believe this doesn’t happen more often!

thisbigcity:

sfolhr:

It’s hard to believe thousands of people showed up for a screening of internet cat videos.

It’s hard to believe this doesn’t happen more often!

thelazyatheist:

A Texas A&M student has cracked the code as to why beer is better than christianity.

thelazyatheist:

A Texas A&M student has cracked the code as to why beer is better than christianity.

modestlyhomo:

boxofpoptarts:

heyimgrep:

mustardelbow:

drunkpoetssoul:

gilthoniel-o-elbereth:

prettyyvacant:

hi this is my history teachers school picture and i promised i would make him tumblr famous feel free to photoshop his face on to various things thank you

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here, i made it transparent for y’all. :]

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I refuse to apologize for art

THIS IS A TEACHER FROM MY SCHOOL?????

awkwardvagina:

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn

confrontingbabble-on:

Credo!
fyeahblackhippy:

teen-vanellope:

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS
WHEN DID YOU LAST
LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS
TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER
ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO
AND WHERE TO GO
AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY
A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

BEST THING EVER.

I AM SCREAMING!

fyeahblackhippy:

teen-vanellope:

surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t:

pink-zebra:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

foryouistellify:

globalsoftpirka:

thatsqualitystuff:

on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this

I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL

SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES

TELL ME STUDENTS

WHEN DID YOU LAST

LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE

I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS

TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER

IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER

ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL

TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO

AND WHERE TO GO

AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY

A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL

I have to reblog this again just for the comments

ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

BEST THING EVER.

I AM SCREAMING!

Reblog if you dont want me to commit suicide tonight.

i just need to know that someone cares.